Monday, December 7, 2009

lite beer (for ellen)

(Julie's doctor told her this joke once in the context of a discussion about limiting carbs, upon Julie's protest that lite beer is NOT one of the solutions. Julie's doctor is a grey-haired grandmother with glasses hanging from a chain, so I feel confident that you can handle it.)

What do lite beer and sex in a canoe have in common?

They are both f@*king close to water.

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